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Detroit pancake 

A sexual act where the male doesn't shower for a week, bottles all of his bodily fluids (blood, tears, sweat, semen, puss, mucus, bile, urine, diarrhea, etc.) into a large container. Then the male takes the mixture and fries it into a pancake. It may take a while to get the right thickness or liquidness of the mixture. If it's too runny, add more feces. If it's too solid, add more urine. After the pancake is finished, the female eats it off of the naked, non-showered body of the male. You can add her bodily fluids for the syrup if needed.
Tom spent a whole week making his Detroit Pancake for his lover. Alyssa then puked on it and ate that bitch up.
Detroit pancake by Bagel_boy December 13, 2014
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Detroit Flu 

The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.
Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!
Detroit Flu by Essbase May 29, 2009

Detroit Thunder Clap 

This can only be performed by a full figured, preferable black, woman. While hovering over a man's chest and booty-clapping, she lets out a barrage of shit, spraying it all over the body, bed, walls etc.
I was hooking up with this chick and gave her some chili dawgs with onions, so she gave me a Detroit Thunder Clap.

detroit trash can 

Plowing a dirty chick in the ass while hiding in an alley.
I stopped off for a Detroit trash can after watching the Lions lose.
detroit trash can by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013

detroit coffee 

A ghetto drink made by preparing coffee with coke-cola instead of water (served cold).
"Treyvon stayed up all night after he drank three Detroit coffees."
detroit coffee by Zim-Zamer April 30, 2014

detroit jubilee 

When you and your cell mate have been together for 5 years without popping each other's prison cherries.
Sal and I made it our Detroit Jubilee, but now he's gunning for my ass.
detroit jubilee by Dubchecker June 19, 2015

detroit deadbolt

The act of wedging a chair under the door knob to keep people out.
" You know your from Detroit when you have to wedge a chair under the door knob to make sure people don't get in."

Red: Did you lock the door and put on the Detroit deadbolt?

Jeff: hell yeah. Hopefully it will be enough to keep the crack heads at bay for one more day.
detroit deadbolt by Bdhroghsapr September 21, 2016