curb hoarder

Someone who takes up two parking spaces on a residential street

Man I was trying to park after a long day but got thwarted by all these curb hoarders

by Detective Inspect April 15, 2023

Learning Curb

Learning on the side of the road

But Mom, Its a Learning curb!

by TheRedMage_2022 January 26, 2023

da curb

to be close to da curb is when you’re about to fall for someone who has no interest in you

talayah: this kid is so cuteee
ashley: he doesn’t know you, don’t get close to da curb

by whiteManzWhore March 11, 2020

Curbing

The intense hardcore male version of scissoring. Many participants often experience bruising of the scrotal area. Often a form of symbiotic cock and ball torture. For the much gentler version of this position see curving.

Holy shit I've never seen such intense curbing before I think that guy might have a bleeding nut.

by Curvestomp April 7, 2022

curbed mavens

A curbed maven is a man that is quite muscular and gets a lot of girls. They are thought to be mad dogs and usual have a large p****, although most curbed mavens usually have one of these qualities missing.

girl: omg wow look at that curbed mavens
friend: oh that's Kaine, he has a small p**** though

by Ye ha lox October 13, 2015

Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

curb midget

Midget prostitute

When I pick up hookers, I prefer curb midgets.

by Tickle me blue balls June 4, 2022