Usually a horndog man who has hots for lots of lady friends. Cupcake munchers perform lots of oral sex on many wanting women. Usually the end result is horrifying. Also, cupcake munchers have a tendancy to have loud pitched voices from numerous oral sex partners.
"That Matt dude is such a cupcake muncher, I heard he ate out multiple women last night!"
"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."
"Would you stop being a Cupcake muncher?!" "Its really freaking me out."
by K&Eparty November 22, 2011
Get the Cupcake munchermug. When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.
by thewalrus April 8, 2017
Get the Chocolate Cupcakemug. When you take the bottom of the cupcake (the cakey bit), pull it off & put it ontop of the frosting. The frosting acts like the filling & the cake ends are the bread.
by cat in a hat in a box. December 10, 2010
Get the Cupcake Sandwichmug. 1) When you do something taking an absurd amount of effort and end up with little or no reward.
2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.
3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
2) When a guy stands you up for the latest floozy in a miniskirt.
3) A humorous expletive used as an interjection in either of the above or similar cases.
(Boy:) I know we made plans to go hiking a couple weeks ago, but I just met someone special and I don't get to see her much - I'm gonna spend the day with her instead. I hope you understand.
(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)
((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!
(Girl:) Oh, it's alright, I understand. (Subtext: of course I understand you idiot, she's like a 34 DD with legs half a mile long. Jerk.)
((Out of earshot of said boy)) Freakin' Cupcakes! Again?!? Man, this happened to me not two weeks ago!
by 1point618 September 2, 2010
Get the Freakin' Cupcakes!mug. Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.
by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011
Get the cupcake topmug. by 4bri-bri March 2, 2010
Get the Bedazzled Cupcakemug. when someone is getting head, and just as they finish they jam their schlong into the givers sniffer and blow their load up her nose
by Raymond jenkins01 March 2, 2011
Get the smell the cupcakemug.