carantunes

Music that can distract you from carantine fake news

-SSDD, but Alkaline Trio - Crimson is my carantunes

by I.savv.this.dvst March 29, 2020

cran

Cran is a one in a life time figure who randomly dissappears for months on end, only to one day show up again and absolutely nothing has changed about them at all. They can dissappear in various ways, the most common cause in via a "Bluecurve" or when they suddenly block you, but there is always some variey so make sure to be observant to guarentee you are dealing with cran.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen cran recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he unblocked me yesterday.
Guy 1: Oh, anything happen to cran recently?
Guy 2: Well he jsut blocked me so I guess I'll never find out.

by hicran April 8, 2020

Corana Cocktail

A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.

Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?

by Kaminsky April 25, 2020

corano

Has a dig bick and his crush connie is really fit

I think i have the corano

by Bssnwnesjaij 🥵 September 18, 2020

cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon

"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."

by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020

coranoid

To be in a constant state of obsessive anxiety caused by the prevailing coronavirus.

I'd rather be coranoid than be a covidiot.
Watching that covidiot blow out his birthday is making me more coranoid.

by aysha_ahmed November 20, 2020

cran

the dimmest of the dim, when you cran you are just so so dumb

That guy is cranning so hard.

by hicran December 2, 2020