Crystal

You will fall in love for the first seconds of meeting her .
and every time you see her you will smile

Crystal is beautiful

by Iwillbefamous September 20, 2019

Billy Crystal

Slang for methamphetamine.

Yo, anybody know where I can find Billy Crystal?

by bamerdope January 18, 2014

male crystal

a fucking boy named crystal because all these crystal definitions are female and im upset.

im a fucking male crystal not a girl thanks bye

by an angry male crystal October 9, 2017

crystal palace

most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits

crystal palace are the most emarressing club in world football.total cowards.famous fans include ronnie corbett.well known hangout for nonces and paedophiles.utter scum and spineless little shits

by bermondsey male choir July 9, 2007

crystal palarse

a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.

Brighton fan - we beat the scum 1-0
Roberto - que?
Brighton fan - crystal palarse, we beat them 1-0

by Reg Inald November 8, 2007

Cryptard

The most annoying/retarded fatass in the world.

"Jake, you're such a fucking cryptard.."

by blahblahblah123456734 June 14, 2009

crystal

nick-named "crystal meth" because people easily get addicted to her sense of humor and sexiness, she is a blue-eyed mexican with glow-in-the-dark nipples who knows how to party. she is always in heat, and can be lured to bed with geraniums and crunchy shrimp-tempura rolls.
she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!

"OMFG was that crystal meth?! i am obsessed!"
"are her nipples glowing?"

by veee April 22, 2007