twitter user @crooke_axel

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ie swear to fucking god if the modse take this down ime gonna fight you

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crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"

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to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

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person1: omg is that crookedkevin8?

person2: OMG IT IS CROOKEDKEVIN8!!!!

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One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

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Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

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pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

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