A really cool guy who runs the best blog since the invention of pre-sliced bread. If you take away the "c", you get Mr. Danerously's motto: LIVE DANGEROUSLY.
ME: Hey kids, who is your hero and/or role model?
KIDS: CLIVE DANGEROUSLY!
ME: And what does Clive tell us to do?
KIDS: LIVE DANGEROUSLY!
KIDS: CLIVE DANGEROUSLY!
ME: And what does Clive tell us to do?
KIDS: LIVE DANGEROUSLY!
by Ryan Kasabian March 16, 2005
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Get the our chives mug.A sexual position named after a college student. The act consists of two men having sex. One man standing while the other man mounts him from behind and wraps his legs around him while inserting his penis into the other man's anus. While reaming the man's asshole, the mounter begins to shit himself, but the shit must be a very specific kind of shit, it must be explosive diahrea. The force of the shit being expelled must be great enough to form the shape of a rooster tail. While fucking the other man's ass and shitting in the form of a rooster tail, the mounter must dip his feet in vegetable oil (or any other lubricant) and then give the mountee a reacharound using his feet. Thus, a Chrivers is performed. This sexual feat has only been achieved once by the person it was named for.
the phrase "the chrivers" in daily use:
"Dude did you hear about John and Joe?"
"No what happened?"
"Well apparently they got really shit faced and started going at it."
"That's pretty gross dude."
"No, that's not even the gross part. Do you know what a Chrivers is?"
"You mean the guy from second floor?"
"No, the sexual position."
"What the fuck?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary.com. It's pretty fucked up. Anyways, Joe did it to John. It's kinda freaking me out."
"Dude did you hear about John and Joe?"
"No what happened?"
"Well apparently they got really shit faced and started going at it."
"That's pretty gross dude."
"No, that's not even the gross part. Do you know what a Chrivers is?"
"You mean the guy from second floor?"
"No, the sexual position."
"What the fuck?"
"Look it up on urbandictionary.com. It's pretty fucked up. Anyways, Joe did it to John. It's kinda freaking me out."
by Mr Eric D November 8, 2008
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by David Craven December 24, 2007
Get the David Craven mug.Featherless biped with a weak soul. Believes his knowledge flies far above that of anyone else. Most regard a "Creve," in a sense, as napoleonic.
Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious."
Creve, also spelled Creeve is a variant of the name Stephen or Steve. Eastern spellings of the name include Kreve. Debate exists over the derivation of the word. While most affirm it arose from "creepy Steve," others insist it has its roots in the foreign term "krEVILicious."
A: Yo, I saw this duuuudee walk by today. He had an e-book reader, a cool new iphone, a deep masculine voice, and a mind and level of self-absorption unlike any I've ever seen. Hmm...come to think of it, maybe there wasn't much more to him (or her...or it?) than the expensive gadgets.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.
B: Yup. That was a Creve.
by The "Fool" February 25, 2008
Get the creve mug.A word used by new yorkers, when someone is in need of something they ask for it and the other person replies with a SIKE I LIED and rhyming word.
Person One: Yo bro can you give me some chapstick real quick.
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:
Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST
Person Two: Ye Ye fasho bro here you go
Person Two: SIKE I LIED YA LIPS IS DRYYYY RESPECTFULLY YA LIPS GON BE DRY FOH LIFE BITCH
Person One: -_-
Example 2:
Person One: Yoo fuck is you doin here bro?
Person Two: Ye U right, ima go my bad,
Person One: Ye that's what i thought mufucka
Person Two: SIKE I LIED U THOUGHT I CRIED RESPRESCTFULLY BITCH WSG NOW MUFFUCKA WSP WSP SWING FIRST
by NYCFAG March 17, 2021
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by Narly May 18, 2004
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