Jeepers cripes

A midwestern, mainly North Dakota word for suprised, angered, or astonished

Jeepers cripes thats a big Walleye!

by The ND guy October 6, 2021

end-of-life crisis

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

by chickenfanny March 24, 2009

Criss Angel

1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK

OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!

by gbfdvereg January 13, 2008

Crissmuss

n. the secular festival celebrated on December 25th every year, accompanied by much merriment, shopping and spending. Cf. Christmas.

Dude, are you going to the Crissmuss party this weekend?
I got my girlfriend a great Crissmuss gift.
Merry Crissmuss!

by pseudononymous December 10, 2004

crisostomo

Mouth of gold and spanish language.

So if you want to give her a ring, give her a crisostomo ring! You know, cause it's gold!

by L0OL May 12, 2016

amber crissinger

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

Midnight crisis

When a person falls into a state of panic or crisis during the night. Usually triggered by one useless thought, the midnight crisis is common when the person is failing in trying to sleep.

Example of a midnight crisis
"Are you ok?"
"What am I doing with my life? Why am I here?"
"All I said was what did you do today"

by Bluoojge girl daaaaadaaaaaaa October 9, 2016