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Crapper Roll

Toilet paper.

1.(n.) Crapper. crap - Comes from the word written by a fisherman who mispelt the fish, the carp, and thus it immeadiately became a word to express shit, or something bad because of how childish the error and mistake was.
2. (n.) Roll. roll - Comes from (vb.) to roll - "to roll a butcher", but in this sense it is a (n.) roll of something, coming from the product of a good rolling.
Left in comment book in a small convenience store by a local oaf:

"No crapper roll on Thursday"
by The Gladwell October 30, 2004
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crappernetting

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Using the Internet from a wireless device, such as a PDA or cellphone, while going to the bathroom. Advanced Crappernetting, which is using the Internet while standing up and peeing, is only recommended for experts or people who have highly dextrous tongues.
Dude, got to go crappernet.
by granada April 14, 2005
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Crapper

Kid: Hey mom, I'm gonna go use the crapper.
Mom: OK, don't take too long.
by doorkonb333369 August 7, 2012
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privileged penis craker

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!
by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018
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crapet

The ugly, usually brown, carpet found in apartment complexes and rental houses.
I can't live here! This crapet hasn't been replaced in 10 years!
by Tinglemation May 24, 2006
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crapper

Ah thats a crapper!
by crap-per March 22, 2003
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