coheed and cambria

1.)A poor excuse for a rock band. Claiming to be progressive rock they appeal to emos who grew up in suburbia and cut themselves. While their supporters claim they are similar to Rush, their music is not nearly as progressive or influential. their lead singer, Claudio Sanchez, has hair that is larger than his head. This is why he has no talent, because it is all used in the effort to maintain such a stupid and "alternative" haircut. In fact, the tiny amount of talent Sanchez has is directly proportional to his penis size. No one in this band has enough talent to carry the guitar pick of the likes of Kirk Hammett or Slash. And the singing can be compared to a garbage disposal. Oh and claudio sanchez needs to be deported

2.homosexual band(s)

3. A group containing probable illegal immigrants

Hey did you go to the emo show yesterday?

No, all those bands are Coheed and Cambria.

3. Look at those guys at Home Depot!

Yeah, Coheed and Cambria for sure.

by Charles Burnside March 10, 2008

coheed and cambria

The best band of the 21st century. Perioed, end of discusion. yes i spelled period wrong. And for all you haters at the bottom of the list, a band doesnt suck if it sells out concerts, and sells millions of cds.

coheed and cambria is th best band of the 21st century. there aer other good bands, but they are all defined by a single genre. coheed isnt. get your facts straight, retards.

by DOINYOURMOMLOLOLOLOLOL October 2, 2010

career paralegal

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

by Big Ros August 2, 2008

Careerist

How a lazy person refers to somebody with a job.

Careerist: "Dude, why you don't go get a job?"

Lazy Person: "I just don't feel called to the careerist path. I work...it's just not the kind of work you get paid for."

Careerist: "Hippie."

by aentreri June 29, 2009

James Corden

The son of Bombero

Bethy: who's James Corden

Fabio: He's the son of Bombero so basically Jesus

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020

coheed and cambria

A totally awesome emo band with a kickass singer leading the way.... hell ya!

Any band that can say "Coo coo ca choo" in a song and pull it off is amazing!

by Scott Hubbard December 10, 2003

coheed and cambria

the rawkingest post hardcore/emo band EVER! The hair! Its aliiive! augh! IKSOSE:3 is fabulous...mmmmm shiny and new...
Bring on The 29th man! wooooooo!

Emo Dude #1: Hey, you going to see Coheed and Cambria Tonight?
Emo Dude #2: Yeah, cool! Rawk on man!

by Pretty Vacant May 17, 2004