cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Hot cooch

A warm wet hot vagina

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.

Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!

by Stick1 February 9, 2022

Cooch Cramper

The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.

Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.

by StripperSlut August 15, 2011

Wet Cooch

When She is Really Wet And Turned On And Is Dripping Wet. Wet Cooch

I was fingering her last night and all I felt was Wet Cooch

by Stacky Warbucks July 22, 2023

Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.

A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020