Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

cooch-muncher

Describes one who munches cooch.

“Georgia likes women, so she must be a cooch-muncher”.

by elementbeach September 21, 2023

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

by Chopbag October 5, 2023

Hot cooch

A warm wet hot vagina

Zoe’s a got a hot cooch

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020

Cooch Pooch

A bitch. A sexual slave.

you’re my cooch pooch, now

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Cooch

Coochie.
A cooch refers to a vagina, the reproductive organ only found on a biological woman’s body. If a man was born with a cooch, he might wanna get that checked out. Who knows, maybe he’s bigender.

Man: Jessica, would you mind passing me the cooch?
Woman: No dear, not at all. *passes the canned coochie*

by ABitchOnline March 14, 2020