Conversational Drift

When a conversation in a text chat or irl gets way off track

Jake: and that’s why I can’t trust someone who likes pineapple on pizza!
John: true lmao, we had some real conversational drift here. Got way off our topic of The Florida trip

by Golden Spider June 12, 2019

conversation banana

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.

Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?

by Deepuberthoughts October 5, 2017

inactive conversation

a cooler way to say dead chat

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smart man: This is an inactive conversation.
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random guy: you're a nerd

by BenSav December 23, 2021

Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.

John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."

by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016

coyote conversation

When someone starts a conversation, then keeps talking without shutting up and traps you in an endless stream of babble until you are ready to do anything, even chewing your own arm off to escape!

She started off talking about her latest relationship and went on and on without stopping. After half an hour, I literally had to pretend that I was sick and ran to the bathroom to get away. It was a total coyote conversation!

by La La Cuervo June 14, 2018

conversation chicken

When two people both begin talking at the same time and keep restarting their sentences anticipating the other person to stop. If you are the last person talking you have successfully won conversation chicken.

Person 1-"Did you see-" x3

Person 2-"My guinea pig took-" x4

Person 2-"Ha! Conversation chicken champ bro!"

by nellyscott July 25, 2019

Conversation incremulate

When someone is focusing on something else while youre telling a story and they realize youre talking, in the middle of your story they say " wait what were you saying? sorry i wasnt listening" pretty much sending the message that theyre not interested in what you have to say or theyre busy and they dont have time to talk.

Daniel: man today my teacher was talking about his mom, and then missy was like 'what about your dog?' and he was like well his name is..
Nicki: Im sorry what? i wasnt listening
Daniel: Damn, you just conversation incremulated me!
Nicki: Sorry

by CAHACKLELACKLE6 April 18, 2011