ripped condom

what causes babies

during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom

by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

Codiopath

A serial programmer who is unsatisfied with the state of all programming languages and coder abilities. A Codiopath often builds his own language to offset the lack of skill he perceives around him.

What kind of codiopath created this DSL, it's quite beautiful in it's implementation!

by nrub June 16, 2010

Condo Care

condo care is also known as C C they are a small group of men and women who do illegal activities they gather in large mobs and take over large areas

Condo Care stole that off me

condo care treated me

by joe308yarm November 25, 2011

Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011

condom block

the terrible act of going limp while putting on a condom

Frank: Did you bang that chick last night?
You: Nah, I got a serious case of condom block and couldn't finish the deal

by Laho Zeher March 11, 2012

condoltulations

condolences and congratulations are sometimes both appropriate, or sometimes you just don't care.

condoltulations on your new assignment.

by sigxcpu September 5, 2013