confettiquette

Wedding etiquette.

It is good confettiquette not to boil the rice before you throw it at a wedding.

by GWMcL September 26, 2010

Gary Condit

(n.) a men's Oxford Shirt (usually blue) with a white collar and cuffs. Frequently worn by former congressman Gary Condit (D-CA).

"James is such a cool guy--if only he weren't wearing a Gary Condit."

by KB Ryan November 15, 2004

conde

The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered

That guy is a conde

by The Random guy June 20, 2016

Condescending Fuck Hole

A person usually who is annoying, fucking stupid and has a extremly small penis.

MAria-That Guy was drunk and crazy last night.

jake-What a Condescending Fuck Hole.

by Rich5500 March 18, 2011

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

conde nast

Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.

guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."

girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click

by condelust March 22, 2005

thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018