Claudia

A really pretty girl who tried to be vegetarian but couldn’t resist eating KFC chicken

Someone: who’s that?
Me: That’s Claudia! She loves chicken!!

by iminlovewithavo November 2, 2019

Claudia

A Claudia is a fucking huare that has a sad townie basterd of a boyfriend.She also flashes children between the age of 3-7.

Definition:I would never want to be A Claudia and go out with a gay twat

Also Nathan is a shmexy beasht

I would never want to be a Claudia cuz she’s a fucking townie huare 😂

by Coochie gang wing wang May 29, 2019

Claudia

A Claudia is a sex act where one individual has two other people give them a Cleveland steamer at the same time. While a fourth person simultaneously gives them a rusty trombone. It is called a Claudia because it makes it sound more innocent than it is.

Hey guys lets give each other a Claudia. O.k. that sounds innocent enough.

by the loki October 1, 2012

claudia tihan

Claudia Tihan is a model. She is really pretty and she dated Jack Johnson for a week.

Wow omg, who is that with Jack? She's so pretty.

That's Claudia Tihan

by Yourminebish January 29, 2018

claudia

thick, vegan, sexy, has a very dark sense of humor

Dude #1: What freshman would you smash?
Dude #2: Claudia she’s organic if you know what i mean

by somebody333 October 30, 2019

claudiann

A clown who is depressed nothing more nothing less.

“Oi did you hear about that girl Claudiann she acts like a clown” said Rando

by 69420ha get it? January 20, 2020

Claudia

A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.

I hate you and your happiness.
Yo, you're being a real Claudia right now.

Call animal control, a Claudia has wandered into the building!

Help! A Claudia wants to hang tonight.

by im.asian November 9, 2012