Classic Rock

A sub-genre of Rock & Roll. Classic Rock is roudy and sexual enough to be Rock & Roll, yet retains much blues inluence and song structure. (Rock was pretty much created from Blues.)
Classic rock was popular throughout the '60s and '70s and then mostly dissappeared in the '80s; replaced with Hair Metal, for some reason which I've yet to understand, as Hair Metal is simply awful.

All of Rock's best guitarists are Classic Rockers. (Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Jimmy Page, Stevie Ray Vaughan, David Gilmour, etc. etc.)

I used to listen to the stuff you hear on the radio, but my dad introduced me to some awesome old Classic Rock bands.

by spantheman October 20, 2008

Classic Anshul

When you don't know something, you look up it on the internet.

Jonathan pulled a classic Anshul by looking up the definition of "That's What She Said"

by jahvid best March 26, 2010

El Classico

A legendary football event in British secondary schools in which whole year groups will play against each other. There is no limit on the number of players, the entire school field is the pitch and the ball is constantly in play no matter what happens. All tactics are permitted. A typical El Classico will see years 10 and 11 play against years 12 and 13 but other combinations are possible. Teachers will often watch from the sidelines, fully aware that they cannot intervene in any way. Such is the El Classico's reputation they usually occur only once per year.

"I can't believe you missed the El Classico bruv"
"I know mate, I had a Spanish detention"
"You missed out, I reckon there was about 200 guys out there"

by BorisOurLordAndSaviour February 16, 2021

Georgia classic

When someone accepts to go out with a person but then find a random excuse to not go

She said her parents refused, she pulled a georgia classic

by Johhny Rok November 8, 2022

Classic Beetle

The Volkswagen Type 1, widely known as the Volkswagen Beetle, is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen (VW) from 1938 until 2003. With over 21 million manufactured in an air-cooled, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive configuration, the Beetle is the longest-running and most-manufactured automobile of a single design platform anywhere in the world.The Beetle was officially designated as the Volkswagen Type 1 and was marketed in Europe by the designations Volkswagen 1100, 1200, 1300, 1500, or 1600 – denoting its engine size. The model became widely known in its home country as the Käfer, German for "beetle", and the model ultimately took the same nickname in English. In the 1950s, the Beetle was more comfortable and powerful than most European small cars, having been designed for sustained high speed on the Autobahn. It remained a top seller in the US, owing much of its success to high build-quality and innovative advertising, ultimately giving rise to variants, including the Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and the Volkswagen Type 2 van.

Person 1: Hey whats that?
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!

by WINNING....................... April 8, 2011

Classic Roger

A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.

The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).

Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.

*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016

Classic Haley Move

A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.

Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.

-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.

-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.

by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 24, 2017