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clam custard 

female cum or discharge
It was like a clam custard explosion.
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clam lip 

when a heavier woman (almost alway young or pretending to still be young) wears her low rise pants to tight and her baby doll tee is way to short, the tummy flab that spills over the front of her pants and hangs out from under her tiny tee shirt. It looks like a clam lip hanging out. Its like muffin tops but the front view. Sometimes a woman can have a muffin top and a clam lip. or just a clam lip-no tops.

Men can have a Manclam, we have all seen it. its the opposite of plumber butt.
Harry: Oh shit, that girls clam lip is hanging out!

Sally: she even has her pearl out! (belly button is showing)
clam lip by skyagrey March 9, 2010

clam snapping muff diver 

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.

clam kicking sluts 

The appropriate action/reaction when running into the homewrecking swamp hog that stole your man. She can have the man and a swift kick in the vag
I'd be clam kicking sluts like her all damn day

Clam Hunting Clothes 

Any type of clothes where a male feels he looks good enough to:
1) Get laid
2) Hook up
3) Get a phone number
Guy 1: Yo man you ready to rage your face off tonight
Guy 2: Bro...do you even have to ask, I got my 'Clam hunting clothes' on.
Clam Hunting Clothes by amilkynug December 16, 2011

Clam Shack 

Historical: slang term for brothel or whorehouse

Modern: Thefemale equivalent of Man Cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a female person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household, in order to relax, get dressed, perform personal hygiene maneuvers, or entertain friends without interruption.

The dream Clam Shack includes a walk-in closet/dressing room/bathroom combination and mini-bar stocked with wine, bitch pop, etc. The average Clam Shack is more likely a closet or bathroom with a bottle of vodka stealthily stowed in an old ski boot or under the sink.
KID: "Where's mom? I can't find her anywhere"
DAD: "I dunno, check the clam shack"

LAUREL: "Hey Carol, Katie and Bev are coming over after work to chill in the clam shack with some Pinot if you want to join."
CAROL: "Sounds good. I'll need a whole bottle to myself after the day I've had"
LAUREL: "No probs, I have a case"
Clam Shack by Megnetic_Fields June 17, 2013