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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010
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cheesy hot dog

the act in which a girl (or dude) is so fat, that it is possible to fuck their rolls. much like sticking a hot dog in a bun. It is necessary to jizz otherwise that defeats the word cheesy.
candy was so fat, i titty fucked her then gave her a cheesy hot dog.
by candy isanhower November 14, 2007
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chi cheesy

great good awesome
its from hell and wisconsin
that weed was chi cheesy
by jake April 9, 2004
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cheesy emo

A wannabee nerd, star wars fanatic, and or vampire fag
that steals a cute nerd mate's heart; thus forcing other persuading courtiers to stoop to their cheesy level of flattery .

Often will attempt to pass as star wars fanatics; linking flattery with nerdy quirks or quotes.

Such quirks and perks that embody a nerd are usually gained through extensive hours of true nerd-ism, however, a cheesy emo takes no care in researching the facts or history behind all that they report, hence the bi-product, "Cheesy Emo".
I can't believe Jared just said "Dark" vader while flirting with the rare hot nerd chick, and she bought it! He's such a cheesy emo.
by snake177 July 15, 2010
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fat cheesy morrocan

short, stubby fat. One who lies about anything and everything possible. One who is a coward
Lies: Being a boxer since the age of 7; His dad working at a mazda and kia dealership; Getting an invite to McMaster University Football orientation; Dislocating his sholder from throwing one hard punch; Telling his friends that he has to pay $4000/month for car insurance.

Coward: Sets up a fight with another person and doesn't show up for it; Takes his shirt off in public.
by F.Q.C. April 11, 2005
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Cheesy Gordita crunch

When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.
Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch
by Chokesondicks March 6, 2021
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