1 definition by F.Q.C.

short, stubby fat. One who lies about anything and everything possible. One who is a coward
Lies: Being a boxer since the age of 7; His dad working at a mazda and kia dealership; Getting an invite to McMaster University Football orientation; Dislocating his sholder from throwing one hard punch; Telling his friends that he has to pay $4000/month for car insurance.

Coward: Sets up a fight with another person and doesn't show up for it; Takes his shirt off in public.
by F.Q.C. April 12, 2005
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