Rhapsody Cheap Trick 

When one creates an E-mail just for use of the Rhapsody 30-Day Free Trial. During these thirty days, that person must download as many songs as possible to their computer(s). When the thirty days are up, make a new E-mail and use that for another 30-Day Free Trial.

John: Dude I have over 15,000 songs on my iPhone!
Jake: Dude how? On iTunes they cost like $8 each.
John: I just did the Rhapsody Cheap Trick a few times.

Rhapsody Cheap Trick by thousandsofcratlatles September 21, 2012

bonkers cheap 

An item so inexpensive that it defies belief. Usually used in amazement.

Those all-you-can-eat wings were bonkers cheap. But not necessarily bonkers good.

bonkers cheap by WerdOfTheDay May 19, 2016

Stephanesian Cheap Date 

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

Stephanesian Cheap Date by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018

body-cheap 

Very inexpensive, with the implication being that the thing being described costs as little as one’s own body.

Those toothbrushes were body-cheap, but they did their job well.

body-cheap by Mr. Twinkieface April 19, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt cheap meat."

dirt cheap meat by ljak November 23, 2021

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

dirt cheap meat by ljak November 23, 2021

Buy cheap, buy twice 

When you see two identical products in the shop, one is expensive but made by a well known company and the other is by a brand you've never heard of but is considerably cheaper!

It comes from the fact that most cheap knocks are of poor quality and as a result it'll probably break shortly after buying meaning you'll have to buy another one. Usually when you add the price for the first and the replacement item together, it would've been cheaper to buy the better branded item in the first place.

Steve: Oh my god dude, I bought a new TV three months ago and it's already broken!

Peter: Bugger, that sucks, I'm surprised that Sony TV broke so quickly.

Steve: No, I changed my mind and didn't get the Sony. I found this Gujarati Electronics one which was a lot cheaper so I got that instead!

Peter: Gujarati Electronics? Never heard of them! You know what they say mate, buy cheap, buy twice! Shoulda stuck with the Sony!

Buy cheap, buy twice by IKnowTheLingo January 3, 2023