1. a smart, friendly, nice guy
2.smooth as velvet
3. very big
4. hard but fair
5. small but short
6 all in all just the whole package
2.smooth as velvet
3. very big
4. hard but fair
5. small but short
6 all in all just the whole package
by Mr. NiceGuy69 March 5, 2023
Get the Chaomug. by Bro-chao or bro-chaiu April 30, 2022
Get the bro chaomug. Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak
"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."
"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"
"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"
by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010
Get the Chaos Storagemug. The Real Chaos is a legendary alien musician who resides in Virginia beach, VA! Some say he helped start the Virginia Underground. CHAOS being an anogram for Crazy Heart Among Original Sounds spelling out CHAOS. The name was adopted from the Ruff Riders crew in 1996 when the Ruff Riders Def Jam recording studio was located in Virginia Beach off of rosemont rd.
by Unknown Alien King December 19, 2016
Get the the real chaosmug. Meow chaos is so called “Satanist extorting group” which spends most of their time on discord. They get information on boys and girls and make them do things like slice “meow chaos” into their thighs and make them kill their own pets. Most of them have been supporting of child P@rnography and animal P@rn. And Necroph!!e P@rn And They are known for And Neo-N@z1 Terrorism
by Xxjames September 24, 2025
Get the Meow chaosmug. 
A slut who jumps from guy to guy for attention, otherwise known as a “pick me”, she lurks the internet cuz she is chronically online and has no social life, so she seeks that attention online to steal happiness from simps. She pretends to be a fan, she pretends to be a friend, but talks shit about everyone behind their backs and plays both sides in a conflict. Watch out for girls like her.
Simp 1: hey man I want to introduce you to my gf. *shows picture*
Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?
Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.
Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time
Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?
Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.
Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time
by Tobetmaguire August 26, 2025
Get the CHAOmug.