Tobetmaguire's definitions
A slut who jumps from guy to guy for attention, otherwise known as a “pick me”, she lurks the internet cuz she is chronically online and has no social life, so she seeks that attention online to steal happiness from simps. She pretends to be a fan, she pretends to be a friend, but talks shit about everyone behind their backs and plays both sides in a conflict. Watch out for girls like her.
Simp 1: hey man I want to introduce you to my gf. *shows picture*
Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?
Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.
Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time
Simp 2: that’s your girl? I was just in her DMs last night and she didn’t mention you?
Simp 1: wdym? I’ve been with her for a whole year and we talk everyday.
Simp 2: bro I swear she’s a chao, don’t waste your time
by Tobetmaguire August 26, 2025
Get the CHAOmug.