Chalpacanardis

The combination of Chuck Norris,LARD, and Alpaca's. So close to being an amazing figure but Trogdor and Raptor Jesus falcon pawnched him into Oblivion

"Oi it's a chal..what's that noise? " FALCON PAWNCH -chalpacanardis launches at cody and crits him for over 9000."

by The Juggernaught Bitch December 28, 2009

chalkage

To put one's self out to hook up
to "be all over" someone

Steve: yo, last night this girl was all over me, but i never even met her before.

Mike: Damn thats some serious chalkage

by dyleon696 May 11, 2009

Calgaria

The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.

When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Chalaxing

= chilling out and relaxing.

I am at home chalaxing with friends.

by shopgrl_63 January 28, 2012

chalanta

Smart,kind,Don't care what people say,shoe game,skinny,and talanted

Chalanta Sis chalanta dat can I have my name back

by Chalanta December 26, 2016

Calgary gay

24-32 year old gay that lives in Calgary. Has a weird fetish for dressing up as a cowboy every July, hates hiking but needs the photos for Instagram. will eventually move to Vancouver or Toronto.

Basically a Vancouver gay with money left over after rent

You can tell he’s a Calgary gay because he’s slept with 6 westjet flight attendants

by mx112 November 23, 2019

vertically challanged

(Adj.)When you're too prideful to call yourself short, so you use this saying.

Guy: Sorry I didn't see you there, you're so short. *laughs*
Me: stfu I'm not short I'm vertically challanged 🖕🏿

by Notyouraveragehero April 21, 2016