1 definition by The Juggernaught Bitch
The combination of Chuck Norris,LARD, and Alpaca's. So close to being an amazing figure but Trogdor and Raptor Jesus falcon pawnched him into Oblivion
"Oi it's a chal..what's that noise? " FALCON PAWNCH -chalpacanardis launches at cody and crits him for over 9000."
by The Juggernaught Bitch May 5, 2009