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Celia

Some dumbass bitch no one likes bc she takes all ur left overs but shes ugly anyways so
Ew did you see that girl?

Yeah she looks like a Celia
by Funnytaco223 October 16, 2018
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Cesar Chavez Day

It's a day when all the wetbacks get together to celebrate an evil dictator and drink tequila till all the Mexican women are pregnant. In reality it's just a day for all the illegals to claim a day off because they complained so much the government gave it to them.
"Man esay, I got so f*cked up on Cesar Chavez Day"
by Humboldt_Poncho March 30, 2009
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Cesar

A personality type on group chats. Typically uses the words "accurate" or "oml" or "dying". Can be applied to any of the 63 genders. Probably high.
No one knows how the Cesar got into the group chat, he was just kind of there
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Celia

The worst person you will ever meet. She is full of empty lies and broken promises. Don't make the mistake if trusting one, she will just stab you in the back and make you feel like shit. She will wreck you from the inside out and will still manage to have friends. She lies, backstabs, and is a terrible person.
Person 1: hey is that Celia over there?
Person 2: yeah I hate her she's such a bitch.
Person 1: OMG yeah she told me so much shit about you.
by Swaggiemuffin June 24, 2014
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glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.
"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."
by jiadi August 18, 2013
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Celia

She's fat
Celia is fat
by RanBH July 10, 2017
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Cesar

by Cesar Majiz August 23, 2016
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