April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day

April 8th is known as the day you should bring your cart to school! Just focus on getting as high as you can and relax all day😌

Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Cart to School Day!!!

by 48494939297264 April 7, 2022

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Zen-Carting

Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.

After work I did some Zen-Carting to relax and get control back of my day!

by GillilyPad August 16, 2023

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Cart Whipper

Self-entitled shoppers in any store that nearly run you over with their shopping cart.

That cart whipper just cut in front of me at the checkout.

by snnotch March 20, 2019

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Cart

Portmanteau of cum and fart.
1. A subtle or humorous way to describe a post-coital release of flatulence following receptive anal sex, particularly after ejaculate has been deposited.
2. Used to acknowledge the unique sensation or sound resulting from the combination of semen and gas being expelled.

“After we finished, I let out a quiet cart and we both burst out laughing.”
Note: Typically used within queer or sex-positive spaces with a tone of humor, intimacy, and levity.

by TwackStarGangsta August 1, 2025

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