Carted 

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

Carted by jon88 March 23, 2009

Carted 

When you fart and cough at the same time.

When you fart and cough at the same time.

"Man I just carted"

Carted by vmrose August 22, 2007

carted 

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

carted by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

Carted 

To simultaneously Cough and Fart at the same time. The fart is usually explosive, so be careful. Do not do this at work.

"i carted so hard today at the checkout at Walmart." "I'll bet I can Cart louder than you!", "I think I Carted a hole in my underwear."

Carted by Wordermeister121 March 10, 2014

Carted 

Protected by mafia, mob, or gang affiliation. Stemming from the noun "cartel" and the noun "cart". Relating strictly to the transportation of said protected individual.

Joey B was carted to cuba. Vs joey B was safely escorted to cuba by the affiliated gang.

Carted by Dee Jay Sporkiside July 12, 2019

CARTED 

When you coughed and farted at the same time!!

Him: Man what did i just do? I coughed and farted

Her: Boi you CARTED

CARTED by 1839493224 December 16, 2020

Carted 

A cum fart<3

Shit dawg i just carted

Carted by Pimping Llama August 10, 2021