Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
Get the carpet pantsmug. by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
Get the carpet slutmug. Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet
by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018
Get the Carpet fittermug. by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016
Get the Carpet Bombingmug. Carpet flogger, commonly associated with Hannah’s toes, is someone who commonly tries to steal carpets from peoples homes. He will generally go by the name Alex gotmaker, a rebellious tween who wantz to rebel by not cleaning his room and eating baked beans and Milo instead. His love of carpet thievery originated from his childhood where his parents neglected him by not allowing him to use carpet.
by Gemmahatepage!!! July 20, 2022
Get the Carpet floggermug. What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.
"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
by RPC3 September 13, 2019
Get the Carpet bangingmug. The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.
Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.
by Vegas P May 31, 2017
Get the walk the carpetmug.