carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021

vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet

Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet

by C . Smith June 27, 2008

carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.

FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!

by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

Dust the carpet

When you proceed to dance (get down on it) so intensely that you kick up dust from the carpet.

Yo put some of that Marvin Gaye shit on dawg. I’m trying to dust the carpet right quick.

by ThatsTheyz April 29, 2022

carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching

I saw your mom at a carpet exchange.

by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014

carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !

"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"

by itrainedlink October 5, 2016