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Internet Cancer

What you get when you watch Mattyb, Jacob Satourious, or Allah hu Akbar compilations on YouTube...
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 August 12, 2016
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Swag Cancer

An abnormal growth of swag cells. Often caused by saggin'.

Also refers to someone without swag that thinks they do.
1)I have so much swag some people declare that i must have swag cancer.

2)yo, these boys better be careful before they get swag cancer!
by Swaggologist January 11, 2011
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Cancer Casket

A tanning bed at your local beauty salon or spa.
She goes to the tanning booths at the salon to use the Cancer Caskets and get a tan like Eva Mendes in the Caribbean.
by Marinatha! July 20, 2009
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Cancer stick

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"
by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020
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cancerous videos

Every time Jacob satorius mattyb or a really CRINGY person on YouTube makes a video or music video
THIS VIDEO IS SO CANCER
Cancerous videos aren't made by Jacob
YES THEY AREEE
by Doge lololilol January 9, 2017
mugGet the cancerous videosmug.

ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass
Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.
by Not a weeb March 1, 2020
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Cancerous ads

A way of saying hentai without anyone know what the fuck you mean
I saw Jeremy watching hent- oh hi Jeremy! We were just talking about... cancerous ads!
by Throningzebra34 January 10, 2020
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