Beard rub: A formal greeting or display of manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
by Meowtehh April 07, 2013
A beard grown not for an aesthetic purpose but merely because the person wearing it has not gotten around to shaving.
A: Growing a beard for winter?
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
B: Nah, it's just a lazy beard...I'll shave it once I figure out where I put my razor.
by Conrad H. April 16, 2009
(Prop.N)
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.
2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars
3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk
1) Bearded Philadelphian, prone to ambulation and imbibing. Philosophical in rhetoric yet simple in nature.
2) drunken extravert cavorting about karaoke bars
3) frontman for HATCH, founders of " Valorecore ", also described as Dadaist Punk
by A.E. Dillinger December 13, 2006
The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.
"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.
May be found at the pussy mall
"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.
May be found at the pussy mall
"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"
by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005
by LRS April 02, 2004
When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.
"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
by Andrew Dargel May 31, 2006
by Buht Sechs November 03, 2003