The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.
Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!
by hankdid June 29, 2015
Get the Chocolate Speed Bump mug.The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
by SmallDickDoofus May 22, 2021
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To take the upper hand in a situation,
by forcing the other person to face the
consequences of your actions.
Another way of saying:
to win by making someone else the loser
to give someone the losing hand
to give someone the raw end of the deal
to give someone the short end of the stick
to give someone the runaround
to give someone the shortest straw
to give someone the shaft
to take someone to the bank
to take someone to the cleaners
to really take a bath on this one
to pull one over on someone
to kick a friend in the nuts
to get your back scratched but not scratch theirs
to bend someone over the barrel
to have someone's balls in a sling
to do someone from behind without a reach around
by forcing the other person to face the
consequences of your actions.
Another way of saying:
to win by making someone else the loser
to give someone the losing hand
to give someone the raw end of the deal
to give someone the short end of the stick
to give someone the runaround
to give someone the shortest straw
to give someone the shaft
to take someone to the bank
to take someone to the cleaners
to really take a bath on this one
to pull one over on someone
to kick a friend in the nuts
to get your back scratched but not scratch theirs
to bend someone over the barrel
to have someone's balls in a sling
to do someone from behind without a reach around
Two friends riding in a car in the dark
come upon a speed bump, and the driver,
with a bit of regret in his voice,
apologetically tells the passenger:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to roll you over the bump on this one."
It can be used in any situation where one person
tells another that they are going to take the advantage,
and the other person is going to pay the penalty.
come upon a speed bump, and the driver,
with a bit of regret in his voice,
apologetically tells the passenger:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to roll you over the bump on this one."
It can be used in any situation where one person
tells another that they are going to take the advantage,
and the other person is going to pay the penalty.
by dnalabkram October 4, 2009
Get the to roll you over the bump mug.janice:Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?
joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.
janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
.
joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.
janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
.
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Get the bumped uglies mug.by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009
Get the Kernel Bumping mug.Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.
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