Crusty Breakfast Burrito

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.

"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"

by The Tiger Legit King February 12, 2008

Burrito Mama'

A woman of hispanic origin whose oversized butt is squished into jeans far too small for her excess flab. They are usually accompanied by several screaming children and swing their hips vociferously, as if to attract another mate.

Person 1: "Did you see the butt on that Burrito Mama'"
Person 2: "Yeah, she should lay off the beans, if she farts those pants will rip."

by 60 Central March 20, 2008

Burrito Gauntlet

n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.

1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar

2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"

Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."

Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"

Sally: "Yeah."

by Doucheow December 18, 2010

Burrito de Pene

wrapping your penis in a tortilla and then receiving blow-job.

When i was in mexico i got a burrito de pene form my house-keeper.

by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011

steamy burrito

Maintaining a dry upper body while sitting in the shower. A girl (or guy) will perform oral sex on yourself while you eat a snack. Something hot is usually being eaten, A burrito.

"Dude I just got a steamy burrito last night !"

by Thesexcorrdinator December 1, 2016

porn burrito

A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors

Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"

by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017

side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and sqwat.

"I'll have a chicken parm with a side burrio please."
"I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out about my side burrito."

by theskoontz May 18, 2017