bracketology

a college major, which is the art of studying, researching, and predicting which men's college basketball teams will advance in the upcoming men's ncaa final four tournament using an official tournament bracket which is released on selection sunday.

Andy Katz is the professor of teaching bracketology.

by Professor Katz March 16, 2008

getting brained

To "get head" or in other words having a chick suck your dick. An ebonics term

I got brained by that bitch last night...

by Brettley June 11, 2003

jelly bracelets

Whoever made up this whole sex thing for them needs shootin, Serously.
I have a ton of jelly braclets an i dont go around wearin them so some dude can snap the damn things an have sex with me.
Whoever does wear them as 'sex braclets' is a whore. No doubt about it.
My dad hates me wearing them an thinks im some kinda hoe.
My school has banned them.
An it really pisses me of just bcoz some hoe turns them into sex braclets i cant wear them anymore.

'Omg I snapped ur braclet now you havta gimmie a blowjob'
'No you have to give me $1 for a new one'

by Toni July 13, 2004

braces

Square, metal pieces of junk that are glued to your teeth with wires that run through them. Prevents you from making out. Cut your mouth and sometimes cause excruciating numbness or infections. Probably worth less than jeans at Hollister. Overpriced, though your insurance company would probably cover it. Despite most of the negative definitions of braces, they rock shit. It proves how rich you are. Angelina Jolie wore braces. They are also an excellent excuse generator. Not to mention how awesome they look when the moonlight reflects off them. Total leetness~!

W: Dude check out my new braces
I: zOMG metallic blue! That's epic win man
W: I know even my idol Angelina Jolie wore them! I'm only keeping them on for 1.5 years anyway!
I: How much did they cost?
W: About $42. My leet insurance company covered the rest!
N: Yo how do you like these new jeans I got from Hollister? They were only $79, clearance sale~

by MudkipShiz July 17, 2009

jelly bracelets

This is what they mean at my school

Black- Sexual Intercourse
Red- Lap Dance
Pink- Flashing
Orange- 69
Yellow- Hug
Green- Eat out
Blue- Blow job
Purple- Kissing
Silver- Fisting
White- French Kiss
Clear- Whatever the breaker wants
Gold glitter- Full make out session
Glow in the dark- Use sex toys
Brown- Anal sex ( i put that even though we dont wear brown)

there just stupid bracelets you dont have to do that stuff if u dont want to

by nvm June 7, 2004

Brackenhaven

Sometimes also bracken haven.
1) A term originating in New Zealand as a reference to a womans pubic hair.
2) has also come to refer to the vagina
A synonym for Muff or Bush

1) (when watching 80s porn) Check out the brackenhaven on that one!
2) Yo man, I got some great Brackenhaven last night.

by Leon the Lion July 24, 2008

Branned

Extremely vulgar way of saying 'fucked'. It holds every negative connotation ever conceived by man and is the most insulting word.

Person 1: Thats fucked up
Person 2: No it's not, it's branned.

S: That guy is such a bran
J: Yeah, he seriously can't teach
Ray: Wheres your homwok?

by Pairs of three guys December 22, 2008