Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

by Copacabana October 23, 2020

booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.

Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

Bolger

1. the cause of all the worlds problems
2. the cause of all of your problems
3. what you scream when you are angry or if something bad happens to you.

"the genocide in Dar fur"
Bolger
"the docter tells you that you got aids"
Bolger
"you fail a final"
Bolger

by bolgerhater March 7, 2009

booger finger

a person at a club or bar who is asked by a bouncer or management to leave and refuses (much like a booger stuck to a finger won't get off).

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"No!"

"Man, what a booger finger..."

by sketchballitudinator December 29, 2008

booger

getting sex. 1980's deffinition.

"I'm gettin me some booger tonight"

by LadyLisa May 21, 2010

Boogerbutt

A butt filled with Delicious green num-nums. If you stick your finger in a boogerbutt and scream "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM A HAMSTER!" a magic monkey with a tiara and a penis enlargement pump will appear and grant you seven wishes, but they have to be wishes starting with the words "Fo Shizzal! Dis be my wish!" If you are nice and free the monkey forever, they say he will either summon brimstone and fire from the sky or take you to monkey world where you can eat bananas and play the butt trombone, depending on if you are good or evil.

"Weeeeeee! Boogerbutts for all!"

by Dj Jazzy Trevor May 6, 2004

Bonger

A boner caused by pure rage and hatred

Last week when the team lost Stephen popped a bonger that lasted about an hour

by ?1119 October 14, 2018