Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

boot licking toadie by 0371 February 4, 2010

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Boot Knocker

A frozen bottle of water (containing "MAD ICE CRYSTALS") sold by a fat black man in Washington D.C. that strongly resembles Bizarre from D12. The term can also be used to describe something important

This shit's the boot knocka, yo gotta buy one.

Boot Knocker by Evan, one of the fat black man's forever-impacted February 13, 2003

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Boot Joke

A joke played on an online game (usually X-Box Live or PSN) in which the host, who has the ability to kick players from the game tricks a player into saying the word "Boot" or "Kick". The host will then kick that player as soon as he says it.

Host: Hey you know the cat from Shrek?
Victim: Yea
Host: Whats his name?
Victim: Puss in Boots? *KICKED*
I have to say Boot Joke in example???

Boot Joke by Bamboozlled August 17, 2011

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Boot Boob

Boobs that look like boots

Ma'am, you have boot boobs.

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Boot Boob by breenigguh August 23, 2011

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