bollock monster

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.
by Nikcox December 06, 2021
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Bollock gargle

When a woman gargles water in her mouth while ur testicles are dipped in there
That bollock gargle was amazing hunby
by Bollock gargler 69 December 23, 2020
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Mango Sticky Bollocks

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.
"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"
by anonymous April 13, 2024
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bollock yoghurt

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..
by asbo the guru May 18, 2018
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Bollocks

When the South African Supreme Court of Appeals repeatedly miscalculates the parole of Oscar Pistorius after trying to interpret their sentencing erroneously for the third time.
Acting Judge President Petse: “In reply thereto I advise, as is apparent from the judgment of this court delivered on
24 November 2017, that Mr Oscar L C Pistorius was sentenced by this court to an effective term of 13 years five months taking into account the period of 12 months imprisonment and correctional supervision of seven months (see paragraphs 24, 25 and 26 of the judgment). The order of this court is unqualified which means that the substituted sentence is effective from 24 November 2017 i.e. the date on which this court's judgment was delivered.”

My response: “What absolute bollocks! This is inconsistent with the SCA’s last two letters of clarification, one saying Oscar was eligible for parole in 2021.”
by The Oxford explanation March 31, 2023
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middle bollock

A stumpy micro penis. Dinstinguishable only by squinting.
He had a middle bollock. A stumpy micro penis, I could only see it if I squinted.
by Lucy Cornwall December 19, 2017
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Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus
Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks
by Nintendrew November 14, 2022
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