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yellow bog brush
As seen in Pride & Predjudice:
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
yellow bog brush by PrivateGuy November 27, 2012
dry bog
The classic "dry bog" is a 3 step process:
First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)
There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.
First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)
There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.
"The host of the party was a real prissy I'm better-than-you-type, so I decided to dry bog the hallway toilet to liven things up a little."
dry bog by Eddie Would Go! December 6, 2007
Oregonian mud bog
When a man poops in between a woman's boobs. The man then licks his poop until it is a muddy consistency. The man then thrusts his penis through her boobs (resembling a mud bog). Finally when the man is reaching his climax he sticks his penis farther in her boobs reaching her mouth (or the finish line).
"Me and my girlfriend were doing it yesterday, and I forgot to go before. So then she proposed to do an Oregonian mud bog. At first I didn't want to, but after I reached the finish line I agreed!!
Oregonian mud bog by Nachorique June 6, 2017
bourbon bog
After a hard night on the bourbon you will usually find that the next morning that it can be quite difficult to do a turd, it is quite large, very dark brown and unnusually sticky, this is called the bourbon bog.
my bourbon bog was so sticky and enlarged that i was on the toilet for at least 3 hours and it ripped all the hair from my ass on its way out.
bourbon bog by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004