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Blind cupid

A female's bottom.
You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.
by DT357 February 5, 2009
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Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.
Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness
by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010
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cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.
by notdogen January 24, 2011
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Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind
David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.
by Axel432 December 16, 2014
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Blind Zoro

When a female is on the bottom deck of a 69 & the males ball sack is long enough to cover her eyes.
OMG Ryan's ball sack was so long that when we 69'd he gave me a Blind Zoro
by Mag 56 November 29, 2020
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blind hem

Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
by heidim November 19, 2014
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The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark
"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."
by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021
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