drinking bleach

v. Following any irrational plan of action.

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So, are you studying for your medical degree finals this weekend or are you going to the beach, getting drunk, and generally drinking bleach?

Party time dude! Make spring break great again!

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Brain Bleach

Embedded into memory; unforgettable (negatively); Scarred for life

"That was so gross, brain bleached! brain bleached!

"No bro, brain Bleach Man, I smelt it before her pants were down"

by Red5150 September 23, 2020

The Bleached Aqueduct

When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.

"I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct."
"Man, you really need to stop looking at weird shit."

by Geriatric Genitalia October 8, 2021

Take em under the bleachers

Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.

Take em under the bleachers and move on

by Greene Girl September 22, 2020

bletcherous

Not computer literate, in circles where this implies that one is a complete waste of food and water. Similar to computard

In use among hackers since at least the early 1980s in the N.E. United States., etymology unknown.

"The client was totally bletcherous, he insisted on Windows servers for his PHP-based site"

by Flying Coyote July 9, 2004

blatching

bitching about everything because you are black.

thinking the white man took your job because he his white, instead of being that he is more educated and knows how to dress for a job interview, or someone walking alone at night looks over their sholder, going towards thier car, and you think because you are black, instead of the fact that you are 3 feet taller 60 pounds heavier than them,and she would be afraid regardless what race you were.

when black people think or say "it's only because i'm black"... they are blatching

by SomedudeIknew March 1, 2014

bleached

-when someone is acting white when they aren't
-acting as if you were a white folk

"Man, brah. Dat black guy ova dere, dat is one bleached nigga. He be rollin wit da white niggas and playin golf and junk. He can't even do no pen drop or dougie. Dat bleached nigga is so white."

Asian Guy-Hey man. What's up?
Bleached Asian-Hey. Jus chillin.
Asian Guy-Ya wanna get something to eat?
Bleached Asian-Ya sure.
Asian Guy-Yeah, let's go get some fried rice from Golden Wok.
Bleached Asian-Nah. I hate rice. Lets get some pizza.
Asian Guy-Then howa bout a boba tea then?
Bleached Asian-Huh? What's that?
Asian Guy-Nevermind. Lets jus go watch some Korean dramas then.
Bleached Asian-Can't. I'm gotta go to Abercrombie & Fitch to get some shirts.
Asian Guy-Well f*** you. Ya frickin, bleached, white-washed, asian, nigga.

by rawrimmatigerrawr November 27, 2010