Birthday Cake 

Like a cream pie, except the woman is not on any birth control, so the cream pie turns into a birthday cake, ie: she gets pregnant.

Man: Oh man, i came in my girlfriend last night, and shes not on the pill!
Friend: Oh Dude! You gave her a birthday cake!

Birthday Cake by Chris And Libby February 18, 2009

birthday rape 

Giving one the opportunity (either before or after the matter) to rape someone on the sole reason that it is his or her birthday.

Ray: "Oh my fucking god... Chrissy scheduled me for a twelve o'clock client call on my damn birthday!"

Sean: "Fuck that! - That shit deserves a birthday rape."

birthday rape by Boy.Gook August 14, 2011

birthday envy 

When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.

Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"

Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"

Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"

Tom: "definite!"

birthday envy by Adam SSS December 15, 2008

Birthday Mess 

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.

Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!

Birthday Mess by NewWords007 September 12, 2010

Birthday Cleaning 

When you receive a Facebook message telling you of your "friends" birthdays and you suddenly realize you neither know or like these people so you "unfriend" them.

"Dude, I got a Facebook message today telling me about 27 peoples birthdays coming up this month who I fucking hate. So, I did some Birthday Cleaning. Happy birthday dicks!

Birthday Cleaning by MattMat757 March 1, 2011

birthday taco 

1. a low-end gift for somebody's birthday that you forgot and/or did not know about

2. a tortilla filled with flan, ice cream and candles (sparklers in some parts)

3. sex with your wife/girlfriend on your birthday

1. oh, it was your birthday? here is the last pork taco from my meal, its a birthday taco.

2. Esteban would have enjoyed his brithday taco more if the sparklers did not burn him in the eyes.

3. so where is my birthday taco?

birthday taco by nowunyouno May 21, 2011

birthday suiting 

the act of displaying a close friendship between two friends by getting as undressed as you both feel comfortable and either hugging, snuggling, or any display of affection you feel apropriate. pushing the limits is encouraged.

john and sally get in there underware and hug to show there love & friendship for each other. they are officially birthday suiting

birthday suiting by master69man August 24, 2011