Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.

Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.

by itaub1 December 15, 2009

Post-birth Abortion

Murder

Frank: Karen got convicted of murder
Joey: or as she called it post-birth abortion

by Blitz Craig June 14, 2018

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

Biowhore

A female premed biology major at a competitive university. Known for taking needlessly detailed and irrelevant notes, studying for hours on end (often focusing on minute details) and complaining non-stop in their neverending quest for an A. Usually of no higher than average intelligence, yet determined to make it to med school. Can be heard discussing schoolwork at all times of the day. Will get completely trashed following a test and hook up with anything that moves.

Average Student: Want to go party Friday night?
Biowhore: NO!!! Don't you know there's an organic chemistry test in two weeks?

Dude 1: We've got to go out tonight, after that killer orgo test this week the biowhores will be all over us!
Dude 2: Oh yeah, I'm getting me a biowhore!

by dspwu December 19, 2008

birthday

the day you look forward to when you are young and dread when you are older.

"Another year older, how do you feel?"

"I feel older."

(example of birthday)

by LINDAR May 30, 2006

birthday week

The week surrounding one's birthday when they SHOULD get any wish they desire and all of their friends and family should bow to all of their whims of fancy.

My birthday week was awesome, my family bought me a new car and all I had to eat was pies.

by KylJL May 14, 2007

Birthday Eyes

at the end of the night when you have a blank stare in your eyes and look like you are looking into mars and not even remember what the hell your night consisted of and only live vicariously through others and photos.

Mom: Michael, you're fucked up, I can tell by your birthday eyes

Michael: happy birthday to me...

by christhefox January 8, 2012