Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

Crack Bike by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

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Peak Bike

A peak bike is someone who is always 'peaking'/paranoid about something or other, or is just peaky and bait to be around.

Jackson: "Hey guys, did you hear that? I think we're being followed"

Everyone: "God Jackson you're such a peak bike"

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Justin: "Hey you know what lads I'm gonna roll a joint"

Everyone: "You're such a peak bike Justin, we're sitting right outside the police station"

Peak Bike by Yaooo March 10, 2013

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peruvian bike helmet

a sexual act in which one person excretes feces into their hands, then proceeds to smear it on their partner from the forehead, to the base of the neck. After this sand is then poured over the head of the receiving partner and is then followed by ejaculating over the sand, further cementing the gritty shit helmet onto the scalp.

Donald Trump was seen last Thursday sporting a Peruvian bike helmet, an admittedly much better trade up from his usual toupee.

peruvian bike helmet by ZippyJack August 7, 2016

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death bike

A motorcycle with a loud and scary-sounding exhaust, especially a Harley Davidson with ape hangers, long front wheel forks and long fishtail exhaust pipes.

That death bike scared the hell out of me with that loud and scary exhaust.

death bike by GageTheDictionaryGeek April 14, 2023