bertsos

A person who is considered dorky; a nerd.

That guy plays Dungeons and Dragons all day long, what a bertsos,

by John Stathopoulos August 18, 2003

berton

to fall over, trip up.

Did you see Geff last night? He was super pissed, he din't see the step and went for a berton.

by Matt Peacock January 2, 2005

Bertuzzi

To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.

I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.

by Specialist April 20, 2004

The Bertuzzi

The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck

Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court

by TimmyTARD April 8, 2008

bertuzzi

Declared the best power forward in the NHL by peers, one who sticks up for a team mate, admits wrong doing and helped canucks from becoming obsolete

-steve moore had it coming when he gave Markus Naslund a concussion

-Even if steve was hit "fairly" as
opposed to being hit from behind, Bertuzzi would still own his ass silly

-step down tyson, Bertuzzi can beat the shit out of anyone

-one of the few giants that can puck handle and score

by Shitastic December 27, 2004

Bertie

Someone who brings a bucket to a festival for no reason other than shitting in it.

"I heard he did a Bertie at download"
"Such a Bert"

by Danny Bremner July 11, 2020

Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.

Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.

by CommandoDude March 24, 2008