bapork

1) a pig that somehow ends up inside a baby's belly

2) useless or undesirable propaganda that one is subjected to without consent; often used in a derogatory manner.

3) material that resembles bapork

I was watching the F-- News Network this evening... Man, are they full of bapork!

by Ella Kushan February 18, 2004

bathroom

what teens call bathroom is really should be called textroom.

dude 1: "may i have the bathroom pass?"

teacher: "yes u may"

dude 1: "dude ill be back i got to go to the bathroom"

dude 2: "so ill make sure my phone is on, right?"

dude 1: "ya pretty much"

by burnett_blond_brain_#1 April 23, 2010

bathroom

It's where all the dicks hang out

Guy 1 - Hey I'll be back in a sec, I have to use the bathroom.

Guy 2 - Use caution, I hear it's where all the dicks hang out.

by cooper7926 April 17, 2006

Basorexia

An Overwhelming desire to get off/ pull/ Kiss a Girl.
Usually occurs when away from girls for a long time.

Fred "You looking forward to the party tonight?"

James "Definitely i have got serious Basorexia"

by Wenters123 October 16, 2013

bathroom fetish

When you’re sexually attracted to watching someone use the bathroom.

Dennis:(Looks over bathroom stall) Damn, you lookin fine.

Tyler: Tf bro. You got a bathroom fetish?
Dennis: Yeah bro

Tyler: Bro, miss me with that gay shit.

by OhNaNaWhatsMaName January 2, 2018

Bathroom Party

When you and a a couple of your close friends, sometimes more, drift away from the actual party to do 'other things'...aka drugs, in the bathroom. Therefor starting your own separate party in a small little fancy room next to some strangers toilet.

I mean you've got running water, nice lighting, rolled up 20's. That's enough for a nice little soiree

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Stranger: What the fuck is that banging noise coming from the bathroom?

Bathroom attendees: Don't worry, Bathroom Party, we're just nailing up picture frames *sniff* :D

by Link. November 23, 2010

Matress Bater

One who puts a condom between two matresses and has sex with it.

Scotty is the biggest matress bater. He likes to do it ALL night.

by drake!!! October 23, 2005