Badonkulars

Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.

Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"

Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"

by Metal Warlock July 22, 2016

badon

An errection that is quite painful.

She was so hot, but my pants are so tight I ended up with a Badon.

by Scoople_doople April 20, 2017

Badonkadonk

Oooh! That's junk in the trunk. What you put your mug on...saddle up and ride. That's big...ass.

I'll tell you Washington Heights, they'll tell the cops, "Girl you got a Badonkadonk".

by Chappelle's Show February 9, 2018

Badonkadonkadonk

A Big ass, like a really Phat fucking ass

Man: Hey did you see that girl at 1st period?
Man 2: Fuck Yeah, she's got a Badonkadonkadonk
Man 3: You got that right bro, totally would smash that

by realnibber56 August 17, 2018

Badonkadonk

A word to describe some phat tiddies

“Damn she had some massive badonkadonks”

by D-rugs October 9, 2018

badonkadonk

a human tush, us. female, of considerable heft and possessing the ability to bob and sway as its possessor walks, dances, or drops it low on daddy's joystick. origin: derived from donkey, colloquially known as an "ass"

Trey: "Sweet Jeeziz. That badonkadonk got me fugged up, fam."

Rich: "No doubt."

by quarterchub October 26, 2018

badonkadonk

Breasts of substantial size.

Will eating more make my badonkadonks bigger?

by JBing January 12, 2019