Sharte Blanche

noun, plural shartes blanches  shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh

1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.

2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.

3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.

" Hung over today are we? Never mind, you have Sharte Blanche today"

by turdmeister July 13, 2009

slaberdy manslow banshee

1. the act of fucking upon it with a goul

2. somthing shouted after seeing a bank robbery in the 3rd degree (naked murla fuck robbery)

slaberdy manslow banshee! call the sheriffe woppledong!

by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

Benched

to be drunk and on a bench with a friend. discussing pointless topics.

craig and gareth were benched, discussing how if the hulk teabagged you it would feel like getting hit in the face by some footballs

by Reedy111 December 1, 2009

Bached

The level of intoxication previously thought to be unreachable or unattainable.

My vacation was prolonged due to the number of times we were bached.

by Shot gun Eddie March 3, 2009

The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

by Nosimp September 15, 2018

bonchet

white nasty cheese-it parmesean cracker!

''i want a refund on this BONCHET!''

by phreshness! November 7, 2009

Bachelor Party Psycho

A girlfriend who won't let her boyfriend go to bachelor parties. A girl who insists on going to an all guys bachelor party with her boyfriend.

Man, I don't know if I can come tonight. My girlfriend is being a bachelor party psycho.

by Hfield January 25, 2011