Atheist

A person who lacks or has an absence of belief in God or gods.

The phrase "There are no atheists in foxholes" isnt an argument against atheists, its an argument against foxholes!

by Icehawk April 13, 2004

Atheist

a person who loves life not because a book told them too but because it is all that we have.someone who is in awe of the majesty of the universe but will not use an easy crutch like religion to explain the inexplicable.
a moral person who holds logic and truth as their guides.

love, respect and peace are not the preserve of the religous.

by be excellent to each other August 29, 2003

atheism

Atheism is not exactly a religion. It is not synonymous with satanism at all, in fact, atheists reject him as well. Atheists can be crazed and apprehensive a la christian fanatics, but nowhere did I say every atheist can be like that. It's common for them to follow science because it seems more logical to them. The inverse applies to some christians as well. Last, but most important, most atheists ARE NOT EVIL.

Atheist: I'm an atheist.

Crazed Christian: You horrible, horrible scum! You and your demonic kind are killing millions with your atheism lies!

Okay Christian: Calm down. He never hurt anybody. You did. Remember last year at that atheist support festival?

Crazed Christian: (fleeing) You'll all burn forever! Gagh!

by M.M.R January 16, 2008

atheist

Someone who believes that when we die, nothing happens.

Atheist: When we die, nothing happens.
Non-Atheist: So we don't go to heaven?
Atheist: No.

by jonnyg1 October 20, 2006

Atheism

*Sigh* Okay, let me get this strait for most of you idiots.

Atheism does not mean you worship Satan.

Atheism means you believe in NO God of ANY type WHATSOEVER.

It is the doctrine or belief that there is no God

Christian: "You don't believe in God, so that means you're an evil Satanist."

Atheist: "No, it means I don't believe in some Jewish zombie that I somehow have to telepathically worship. Atheism means I believe that life came from science."

by Scootcha August 24, 2010

Atherton

One of the wealthiest towns in the world. However its more low key neighbors, Portola Valley, Woodiside, and Hillsborough, have much higher median incomes than the snobs of this town. While it may have a couple of billionaires, which raises their overall median income, this town would be no greater than Los Altos, without them. Oh yes, and their overly pretentious residents love to flaunt a meretricious display of superiority.

Having money doesn't you have class...
sincerely, Portola Valley/Woodside (where the old money is)

Carlos: oh man, your from Atherton??
John: yep
Carlos: whats it like?
John: well we won the lottery a while back and my family decided to move to a town with people like us. We spent all our money and now were in debt like the majority of our Athertonian neighbors.

Carlos: huh....

(if only it were this clear)

by thePVw.a.s.p. November 4, 2009

Internet Atheist

A person who goes around websites claiming every video they see is a fake. Especially those annoying youtube comments.

These are all examples of internet atheist comments on a youtube comment section:

alfrenium (1 minute ago)
FAKE!!

scorpietta (1 minute ago)

OMGEEZ SO FAKE!

du3l0 (3 minutes ago)
lol, this is so fake

MrLockerz1 (4 minutes ago) Show Hide
fakey video

milnp001 (13675445434 minutes ago) Show Hide
Yeah this is fake

by alan89 November 21, 2009