When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."
by 3nrRed January 6, 2026
Get the AssCape mug.Imagine this tall, lanky guy, he's the most unfriendly person and a real prick at first. He's the guy that never holds back anything, his words are so straight they hit you like a fist in your face. If you feel really bad, he's gonna make it worse. But if you really need him, he always turns up and is a real liability. Once he's done with his shit talk and making you feel like the dumbest person in the room, he shows hints of brilliance and surprises you with a caering attitude. Not that he would care because a real Krieger Arsch does not give a damn shit.
If he manages to escape his bubble he's the funniest person to have around. Sometimes he tries to impress you with his incredible bike handling skills but fails in the most comedian way possible. A true peoples champ!
He pretends he doesn't like people. So going out for him is hard because quality time for him is hanging out with his cat & dog. He LOVES animals.
Krieger Arsch is a one of a kind guy, the world could not handle more of his kind.
If he manages to escape his bubble he's the funniest person to have around. Sometimes he tries to impress you with his incredible bike handling skills but fails in the most comedian way possible. A true peoples champ!
He pretends he doesn't like people. So going out for him is hard because quality time for him is hanging out with his cat & dog. He LOVES animals.
Krieger Arsch is a one of a kind guy, the world could not handle more of his kind.
A person that makes others feel like shit is a Krieger Arsch.
He pretends to give a shit but actually cares.
He pretends to give a shit but actually cares.
by Evil_Twin_ November 24, 2021
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Get the mudda assahoe mug.me assahe is a sexual act between a cis straight couple where the woman inserts a whoopy cushion into the man's anus and inflates it. The man then clenches and makes the whoopy cushion make it's trademark sound. (Not all people can fart on command so this helps). "assahe" refers to the slight little giggle you let out (at the ass, and situation). An "ahe" - it's not enthusiastic as you watch the whoopy cushion deflate in a man's ass and you contemplate all the decisions you've made in your life that brought you to this moment.
Man: I paid a chick to come over and she gave me a me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
Woman: I've been really bored and uninspired in the bedroom so I tried me assahe
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Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
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MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-
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MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-
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