Anal Surge

When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.

"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"

Anal Surge by Grundle Gargle June 11, 2016

Anal juice stamp 

When an animal plops it's leaking anus down on your floor, desk, kitchen table, or other surface you wish it hadn't (pretty much every surface) and leaves a slimy excretion from it's anal glands.

My cat pulled a Chester Cheetah style prank on me as it sat, stepped, and repeated all the way across my desk leaving an anal juice stamp at each "sit" interval.

Anal juice stamp by ShrewdSimian May 6, 2010

anal lasagna 

Anal lasagna is where you pour lasagna noodles and sauce and Ricata cheese in a persons booty then ram your dick so far into it that it pushes the lasagna into their intestines like they reverse ate it

Derek: my girl refuses to eat Stouffers Lasagna anymore.
Lincoln: why?
Derek: I gave her an anal lasagna a few months ago and it kinda traumatized her.

anal lasagna by xtlanta September 20, 2017

Anal Wars 

The act of grasping a light-sabre between ones butt cheeks and battling to the death.

ANAL WARS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ANAL WARS?!

Anal Wars by Lectins Toad July 19, 2009

ANAL PENETRATION 

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ANAL PENETRATION FUCKING HURTS MY ASSHOLE

ANAL PENETRATION by FUCK HER IN THE ASS August 31, 2015

anal stretching 

The act of stretching one's anus via toys with a 2" diameter for beginners up to 5"+ for experts. This can be an act of bdsm, fetishism, body modification or anal sex. The anus naturally stretches just like ear piercings, and after a few hours will return to its original size. This also helps to prevent hemorrhoids. It does not however have any negative side effects on defecation.

Boy, I sure am sore from all that anal stretching we did last night.

anal stretching by tdimez October 14, 2013

Anal Roberts 

Getting ass fucked by an evangelist preacher.

After Sunday school, Reverend Jim Bob took little Billy out back and gave him the ol' Anal Roberts.

Anal Roberts by Luv Torpedo August 16, 2007